as title, post any silly things someone has said or stories.
I'll start with a couple
Mates ex was preping for her driving test, recent one with the show and tell, he asked her "where is the dipstick" her responce "I'm stood here you tw@t"
Said to same girl as above "what a pig, just got some new 17" alloys, I've only just put new tyres on my 16" ones" her responce "cant you just trim your old tyres to fit the new wheels?"
A different female friend called me and asked how to check her oil level cos the light keeps comming on. Told her how to do it and she said it was on the bottom line. Said I'll be round after work and i'll top it up for you. Pulled onto her drive after work and could see her head under the bonnet. When I got out of the car i could see what she was doing .......... Filling her oil, through a funnel down the dipstick hole, she'd been there for half hour at that point. I did get a sturn slap for laughing at her!