Bargin holiday offer half board

Last minute deal to egypt, due to bad weather landing will not permited but a parachute will be provided (returnable) and don't worry if your scared of heights as we will be flying low so you can see the pyramids ( and avoid radar ) and have a safe landing ( travel insurance must be taken )

upon landing please make you way to the nearest building and enjoy the atmopshere cario has to offer.

Returning will be by boat please be at the harbour for 1am where you be met by our friendly somalian boatsmen who will briskly take you back home ( with a slight detour and possible ransom demand )