Friday Debate!!

[Big Ian]

i'm starting a "FRIDAY DEBATE" i'll keep the title simple.... :headsc: in-fact,i'll keep it very very simple
WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all this week ive done overtime,and every night when i come home!!,new item's everywhere(since last friday).....dinning table+chair's,wardrobe's,blind's,clothes (none for me!!)....even the bloody dog got a new collar!!!
so today i see a rather decent lookin little L reg,Vauxhall Astra Cesaro 1.4i..i got talkin to the seller and i end up buying it. he say's "i had it at my local garage and it need's an exhaust,radiator,bulb's and a tyre ive had it since new and feel ive spent enough cash over the year's"i asked much he wanted.....£200 with the multi play CD,or a good offer without?..
so i took the multi player out and hand's over £100 for the car (nice chap,he even followed me home and took me back to pick up my mitsy)
once home i went over every thing on the astra,exhaust only needed re hung?(rubber missing) Radiator?????it's full of water and has no sign of leak's,tyre,brand new spare on an alloy in the boot (at this point i felt bad for the guy i bought it from)
so i phone's my wife at work and tell's her the new's...Hi honey ive bought a wee astra,she goes off on one at me for spending £100..and hang's-up
i tell you,ive not once asked about the cost or price off all the item's she has bought this past 2 week's.......but i do know this,i'll make some profit from the astra and the first thing she'll say is,"i saw a nice lamp shade the other day"
it's true what yer dad tell's you when you get married "can't live with em and yae cant live without them".....(i'm sure he was talkin about wee car's)

anyone got anything they want to get of their chest......about "wimmin"

[Big Ian]

here's the wee profit maker

[Roadrunner]

Why is it ...

... when I'm leaving a multi-storey car park, I've pre-paid for the ticket, I arrive at the exit gate with window open, ticket in hand, put ticket in the slot, the gate goes up, and I'm out. Easy.

But wimmin ...

- arrive at the exit gate
- reverse back to the ticket slot
- find handbag on back seat
- search through handbag for ticket
- open window
- stretch to reach ticket slot
- open door
- try to get out
- undo seatbelt
- get out
- put ticket in slot
- take ticket out again
- put ticket back in
- take ticket out again
- put ticket back in
- take ticket back out again
- get back in car
- switch off engine
- put window up
- get out of car
- close door
- lock car
- go to payment station
- pay for ticket
- come back to car
- put ticket in slot
- gate goes up
- unlock car
- open door
- get back in car
- close door
- put handbag back on back seat
- put seatbelt back on
- start car
- stall car
- start car again
- drive off

[Jimbo]

:lolz:

This has happened to you more than once I sense!

[Roadrunner]

Not every week, but often enough to irritate ...

[Trow]

That car looks damn fine for 100 quid!! well done mate! yeh your right am sure she will find something to fritter your well earned cash on :-)

[Big Ian]

That car looks damn fine for 100 quid!! well done mate! yeh your right am sure she will find something to fritter your well earned cash on :-)

IT IS .......need's a real good clean,some surface rust to take care off ,then MOT it...ive had a good look at it all over and i can't see anything wrong

first question my wife asked when she saw it was=look's better than i thought it would......so how much will you get when you sell it?......
."read her like a book! "

[Kieran]

Well, it's no longer Friday, but as I've no internet at Kierancorp towers at the moment, I have to beg, steal and borrow Alex's parent's ADSL line when we're here! :$

On this point..... Alex and I have been together for 6 years already, and so I've already experienced this problem first hand...

"I've bought it to save money!!!" :headsc: :shrug:

[matsondawson]

Ya see the thing about women is... they don't feel that something is resolved until they've had an emotional response. Hence why they argue all the time. The only way they can get in an emotional state is by starting an argument. Men on the other hand rely on logic to tell them when something is resolved, hence why they find it so hard to argue with women, because women aren't following logic and men are.

As a general rule you should never let women get in control because once they are in control they don't respect you anymore. They treat you like **** and wonder why they don't love you anymore. And the reason is because your being a wussy. Always stand up for yourself, and always tell a women when she's being a princess and when to grow up. It may seem counter intuitive but it's better for everyone involved. If she doesn't like it and leaves, then your better off because she's damaged goods.

[nick-f1]

How do wimmin manage to talk for so long about utter useless drivel?

My wife will spend anything from 1/2 hr onwards chatting on the phone about absolutely nothing and then finish up the conversation by saying
" Ok must go now I have so much to do so will see you at about 2 o'clock

Bye"

WTF?

How can they spend so long talking to someone they are going to meet up with for coffee an hour or 2 later?

Also they tend to talk about clothes/ things they saw in shops but didn't buy.

Why?

Thats a bit like us saying " I saw a nice Ferrari today..... but didn't buy it"

Doesn't happen does it! :rolleyes5

Oops ......... someones just been reading over my shoulder...... gotta go now

[The Vee]

Think there's going to be a lot of members on rations soon!! and Nick, looks like yours start today :-D

[Physician]

Hahahaha! Woah Ian .......... can of worms.

Of course, Matsondawson is 100% correct. Women must have an emotional response to any argument or discussion. Trying to logically explain a given situation to them is counter-productive as they can't mentally relate to your response.

I've given up trying to 'help' with anything nowdays as I've learnt that it always illicits a negative attitude ...... "don't clean the windows like that because .........", "when you Hoover you should ..........", "if you mow the lawn in that direction ........".

Bye ......... I'm off to the pub - you do the windows, Hoovering, lawns etc etc.

Anyway, whose idea was it to put a male and female together for 30+ years? Some damn idiot.

[RED]

Mmmmm now do i respond to any of the above

[HJM]

Mmmmm now do i respond to any of the above

Hey, Red, I wouldn't bother, we know the truth :-b

Jane

[RED]

Hey, Red, I wouldn't bother, we know the truth :-b

Jane

Jane I know what you mean - least said etc

[Trow]

well I can't belive how matsondawson has hit the nail on the head - I truly belive that statement (just find it kinda difficult to put it in action)

I think if there's one rule you should tell a young man in life it should be that!!!

[matsondawson]

Thanks, but I can't take credit for it. I got it out of David Deangelo's book on how to pick up chicks and keep 'em... have a look at http://www.doubleyourdating.com/ and sign up for the newsletter.
He is truley wise that man is, once you read his book you just kick yourself and it all seems to make sense why women act so fricken random.

well I can't belive how matsondawson has hit the nail on the head - I truly belive that statement (just find it kinda difficult to put it in action)

I think if there's one rule you should tell a young man in life it should be that!!!

[Trow]

Yeh, think I need it, my dating skills are next to none! ah well - here here for beer goggles!!!!! :rolleyes5

[Kenneth]

Yeh, think I need it, my dating skills are next to none! ah well - here here for beer goggles!!!!! :rolleyes5

If you had enough time (and money for that matter) to be good at dating, you wouldnt be spending enough time with your VR4...

[nick-f1]

Heres another question

Saw a trio of middle-aged women talking in the street saturday at the shops, half an hour later they were still there!

Why??????????


Answer?:

.

They were all afraid to be the first to leave in case the others talked about her

Sad but true I reckon