What is it with me & women? :(

[SGHOM]

& this a moan, not a gloat

Within 2 weeks of being black bagged... I met Liz. I didn't ask her out, she asked me. we've been for a drink/ meals 4 times now & get on great. each time, It's been Liz who asked me.... we are off to York soon for a day out.

But.... things have cooled in recent days, she doesn't want to be online all the time.... just now & again (binned ? ) Hmmm, don't think so ?

within 30 mins of getting that text from Liz.... I met Joni. not seen her for years. Again.... within minutes... she asked me out So we have been out for a drink a few times & chat all the time on FB.
I'm invited to Joni's Friday night for a meal. again .... not my say so.... her invite ! . If I can get a mum sitter, It's almost certain I'll be stopping the night

In between all this.... I've been chatting to Thelma, She lives with a complete fecking idiot We have been getting a bit "close" as it were lately!! lots of hugs & kisses right in front of Craigs eyes ! but he's away with the fairies again.... not me taking the lead... Thelma ( she is actually drop dead gorgeous, but maybe a bit young for me )

Then there's Karen ! She took over from the café that Thelma owned. don't know her from adam.... but she is a right laugh! we hit it off straight away. So it was me this time who asked If she was married, single or gay !! the answer was "piss off" ....she gave me a hug... & asked if I fancied a drink one night !!

Sunday is planned for Karen !!

What am I like !!! It's it's none of my doing?

[elnevio]

Wait



Hang on...












I know it's around here somewhere















Still rummaging....


















Ah ha!




Here it is:

[SGHOM]

Why the pan? lol

[foxdie]

How an old man like you can get womens attention is a mystery. Maybe they feel sorry for you?

[SGHOM]

How an old man like you can get womens attention is a mystery. Maybe they feel sorry for you?

Hmm??

Liz is lovely. but I cant see it lasting.... which is a shame. but I'll work at it.

Thelma?? bit of an enigma? we hug & kiss, but she leads her own life ( plus she's 10 years younger than me )

Karen.... Jury's out !! sunday will tell, not holding my hopes out

Joni? well... It's almost certain we will have a relationship. known each other 25 years, both now alone. we'll see again

[col1n]

sounds like a scene from still game

[exevoowner]

well all i say is dont put all your eggs in one basket

[VR457]

Must be your shoulders. Women like shoulders. Apparently.

[SGHOM]

Must be your shoulders. Women like shoulders. Apparently.

he he

I'm 55, Thelma 46. Joni 59!!, Liz 56, Karen 57...... there's life in us old dogs yet

[Humpty's Revenge]

Just replace for the following names...Thelma. Joni, Liz, Karen

[chris g]

Using hypnotism...?

[WOODY72]

Perhaps it's that big roll of fifties you're buying drinks with?

[SGHOM]

Perhaps it's that big roll of fifties you're buying drinks with?

In my dreams !!
full time carer for my mum ? I wish

[SGHOM]

Liz. Scottish.... but she cant help that

Get on with her so well..... I just have a feeling something has been said between our circle of friends ?

[SGHOM]

Thelma;
all over each other like a rash..... but doubt she'll ever leave craig

[SGHOM]

Joni..... got a pass out fri night, so may not be home for a while

just to say though..... not the most recent pic LOL

[WOODY72]

Is that you standing next to Joni?

[miller]

the fonz!!!

[SGHOM]

& to prove my point? about it not being me.......

Had a nice meal at Joni's last night. A few drinks too [ was going to drive home!] I asked if it was ok to stop, & find a spare duvet & I'll crash out on the settee.

Her answer was....... " the settee wont be comfortable for you, you can sleep with me"


well.... you don't turn an offer like that down do you?

[VR457]

Well if you have the stamina, why pass up on the offers? You could always get serious and existential and soul connected with others like me, go home alone, knock a few solos instead and watch episodes of breaking bad wondering if this s**t is real and worth it or a floating illusion of green smoke.