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    Sounds like you have been smoking Jamil?

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    Gosh, i haven't smoked for ages! Only electronic cigs now. Every time i try the green it sends me crazy, anxious and so on so i don't bother with it anymore.

    I did get a bit too comfortable with some Mitragyna though and had to knock it on the head. A lot nicer than mj but a shed load more addictive.

    Need sex now and lots of it.....

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    I'm moving in with Joni. it was bound to happen

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    Why the long face? I only get what i want once every two weeks...

    It's on a plate, don't see the problem really

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    Just so you know I'm 57, my wife Liz funny enough is 40, we have a 3 yr old little boy and someone once said to me if I were a woman i would be a Bimbo, you sound like how I was.
    also, I have drawn the conclusion that it is not age that comes between two people with such gaps, just a state of mind. Good luck with one of them, which one is up to you but you will never be completely content until you settle for 'The One'. It may not be any of the above. Col.

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    Well......That's Joni launched into oblivion !! What a nutter

    I'm back with Liz ...... just friends, but we'll see how things develop.

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    & just to add;

    Liz is back home this weekend, in Glasgow with her brother. If she can call it home after 29 years away !!

    He is flat hunting. the plan is to buy, & rent out for around 2 years. that's when Sophie [liz's bone idle daughter] will be 18, & hopefully gets her 'A' levels, & gets a place at Uni. preferably Glasgow Uni. other option is she just fledges. either way, once liz is on her own.... she's moving back [she thinks??? ]

    His budget is £250,000

    Spoke to her tonight & suggested she could get most of Glasgow for that with Edingbrough thrown in as a back garden !!

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    err...............

    can I add Michelle to the list please?

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    We're missing photos of her...

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    Quote Originally Posted by VR457 View Post
    We're missing photos of her...
    There will be no pic's. she's proving a 'tough nut to crack' as it were !!

    but I don't give up easily

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    Try wine and sweeties Del!

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    So..... after a month or so of chasing Michelle, I'm not exactly winning the race
    She's fecked off to gran canaria, & is not back until may !!


    Hello Sue

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    Sue.... out for lunch tomorrow
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    Mr Fickle is at it again :-)
    Live, love, learn but most of all.... Plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carfanatic View Post
    Mr Fickle is at it again :-)
    It's not being fickle Colin.

    from the age of 15, I spent 6 years with my childhood sweetheart, Heather, I will love that girl 'till the day I die.

    then 23 years of marriage !! then [ after a short lapse ] 3 1/2 years with Maggie..... then 3 years with an idiot

    I need female company in my life..... that's not fickle, just human nature. & until I find the right one..... I will date as many as I can

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    OMG, you sound like me. HELP. Except I didn't make more than 15 yrs with mine. & Yes you are right some of us are not made to be alone.

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    I will explain all about Heather when I get time

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    Heather.... & I'm going to bore you all to death now, but I don't care

    we went to primary school together, but neither of us remembered that. When we got to big school... we became boyfriend & girlfriend. A first for both of us.

    We were hated !! purely for the simple reason that I was with the most beautiful girl in the school not hated as friends.... It was just the fact that everyone in the school wanted to date Hev..... but she was with me.

    She never wore makeup... & If your old enough to remember the glam rock days of the 70's everyone one wore make up, even at school. Hev didn't need too, she was stunningly drop dead gorgeous.

    we had nearly 6 years together, as I said..... but I was an idiot one of the lads. we learned everything together.... love.. life.. sex etc.

    One Friday eve.... I was in the pub with my work mates. I was supposed to go to see Hev. I rang her instead [ on that big plastic thing with the curly wire in the lobby] to say I was working late & couldn't make it. within 45 mins Hev was down there & grabbed my ear lobe & dragged me out ! that's love for you

    anyway.... her dad died suddenly... she took over the family business, & we drifted apart. never fell out, but it was over.

    We both moved on.... I got married & had kids, then we met up again !! & to this day.... I have no idea of the time or reason! I had an affair with Hev, one of many I had whilst I was married... of which I'm not proud. we were together around 5 months..... but I refused to leave my wife, Liz. so that ended that
    we did make a tryst at that time, that we would be together one day.

    She's married with ankle biters... I'll never see her again... but my god, I will never, ever love any one as much as I loved her.



    But.... we did meet up again at a party! & I asked her out again, & obviously she said yes We didn't know that my wife was behind us & listening !! didn't go down to well

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    From the cryptic, to the highly detailed!


    Hope it eventually works out for you, young man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by elnevio View Post
    From the cryptic, to the highly detailed!


    Hope it eventually works out for you, young man!
    Cheers Nev !

    forgot to add.... that final time we met, we were in our 30's

    My wife threw her glass of wine over Hev..... we had a bit of a blazing row because of my constant infidelity

    Anyhow.... I did see Hev about 5 years ago in town.... she didn't see me, but she still looked absolutely stunning.... at 50 ish. I blew it ...ah well.





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