3 new cars on the way :)

[SGHOM]

My daughter Rach has ordered a new Toyota aygo.... cheap & cheerfull I know, but she's only 21

My son Dan has an old banger.. an 02 plate focus with 250,000 miles on the clock ! He has, been using expensive company cars, as in... 530D & A7's..etc. but the tax was crippling {£700 per month } he picks up a Passat blue motion on the 25th.

Becks has passed her theory test, & takes the proper test soon !! She is also buying a matching aygo to Rach's !!

& me??? I look after my kids so well...... I cant even afford to put diesel in mine !!

[Nick Mann]

Sounds like you should have plenty of willing chauffeurs anyway.

[gadboy007]

Oh the joys of kids and cars!! @Erni902!!!

[Evolved]

Rach has ordered a new Toyota aygo.... Becks is also buying a matching aygo

you know it has to be done.....

[SGHOM]

Bloody kids

I told her to get any colour but black..... a bugger to keep clean! So.... she takes delivery [or rather I do ] of a BLACK aygo next Saturday !!

built in sat nav, air con, 5 door, blacked out windows She's beside herself with excitement.... bless her lol

[SGHOM]

Oh FFS !!

[elnevio]

Derek, your penchant for riddles never fails to amuse me and pee me off in equal measures!

[SGHOM]

Derek, your penchant for riddles never fails to amuse me and pee me off in equal measures!

Riddles ?? why ?

I earlier spoke to Dan... my son, & not to be outdone. his boyfriend Paul has ordered an SLK !!
So I rang Paul asking why FFS !! his reply was " they are pretty"

I give up !

[elnevio]

for everybody then!

[SGHOM]

If & when all cars arrive....... I'll post pics.
Does that satisfy you mr lightweight?

[SGHOM]

sensibility prevails

After many texts & calls between me & my kids..... & even ex wife !! Becks is NOT buying a new car. She's going to wait a year.

Truth is.... you only actually learn to drive AFTER you pass the test. I think of a bit of "green eyed monster" clouded her vision. but she will buy one next Christmas.

& whilst I'm here.... I'll have a dig at ex bitch Gail. She has a car worth around £4K...... still owes nearly £10K on it !! her 2 kids drive bangers [ X plate golf & W plate focus ] All paid for by bank of mum & dad !!

Who's right now ??

[elnevio]

That was the Golf you were going to have, wasn't it?

[SGHOM]

That was the Golf you were going to have, wasn't it?

wanted .............. but seeing as Gail paid for it! It was never going to happen. my fate was already sealed

[SGHOM]

JUst when I thought my kids were near perfect !! pfft



Sent a text to Rach......

Rach..... next time you buy a new car, PLEASE make sure the pram will actually fit in the boot ! DOH !!

[horndog]

Sounds like she needs a leggy?

[SGHOM]

Sounds like she needs a leggy?

I think the insurance may be a tad steep!!

[SGHOM]

She's well sorted my Rach........ proper business woman/petrolhead

Both daughter & Ava popped in yesterday. here's a brief chat we had:

me; So Rach.... you've paid the £1000 deposit?

Rach; yep

how much for you ford KA?

£800

WOW ! that's a good price for it?

no.... I paid £800

ah, so you only got £200 then?

no.... £100

?? err.... so what about the other £100 then?

It was £50 for the AA

What??? you don't need AA cover?

Don't I?

& where's the other £50?

I don't know..... ask Daniel

At least you got the top of the range with alloys & privacy glass etc

I don't think so..... ask Daniel

FFS Rach !! at least its more economical than the KA

Whats that mean?

pfft.... your KA probably did 30 mpg, this should do over 60 mpg !

whats that mean?

Oh for goodness sake Rach !!!! ..... it means its cheaper to run !

Is it ?? wow, that's cool




Kids LOL

[SGHOM]

Awwwww pretties

& the cars not bad either !!

So proud of my Rach. all done on her own [almost] bless her xx

[carfanatic]

SGHOM
Please do not take offence, but, I have come to a few conclusions.
Other than providing entertaining reading with your posts.
1,You love your kids.
2, You are a nice guy
3, Fickle nice guy (this reference comes from one of your previous entertaining posts)
4, Fickle nice guy with a more complicated life than even mine
& Finally 5, You need all the luck you can get.
Good luck and keep them posts coming.

[carfanatic]

By the way, can't wait to meet you. We can swap stories about ex wives and Ex wives ex's. LOL